A Christmas Warning

Last year I, somehow, got "into" Christmas. I wasn't sure why. Mo and I had just gotten horrid news. We made the best of it.

But this year, not only did we get really good news, we are pretty much both getting what we want this year.

We want a total lack of this. duh.

So. I am trying to keep the 'holycrapI'mgettingababythisChristmas' restrained until at least after Thanksgiving. But seriously, I am probably going to lose my mind a little. I've actually considered doing some shopping on Black Friday.

"Yes, let the madness consume you! bwhahahaha!"

I'm not talking about "At the store on Black Friday". I'm talking "Dude, I was here at 2am, get your hands off my novelty socks!"

You can have the socks, when you pry them from my cold dead hands.

We already have a little tiny tree in Josiah's room. Someone at the baby shower got him a little ornament for it. This is the level of crazy we're talking here.

Like this, but with more slobber

So, to my friends and family. I'm sorry. I really am. But, this Christmas, you best just hunker down and get ready, cause this ride is gonna get real, real fast.